A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
Piece of rope walks into a bar.
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He stands up straight he s nice and clean his end is cut nice and clean across like a crew cut.
A piece of string walks into a bar and walks up to the counter.
The bartender says sorry mate we don t serve pieces of string in here get lost upset the piece of string walks out the door.
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
Hey shouts the bartender but the panda yells back i m a panda.
A rope walks into a bar sits down orders a drink.
A piece of rope walks into the bar and calls for the bartender and says hey bartender give me a drink the bartender acknowledges the rope but as he s handing him the drink stops suddenly and says get out of my bar.
Not pleased with his appearance he takes a comb and combs out his ends.
A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts.
Aren t you that rope i just sent out of here to which the rope replies no.
He walks back into the bar and approaches the counter.
A length of rope walks into a bar.
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A sudden thought strikes him.
A piece of rope walks into a bar.
The bartender stops him and says hey.
A man walks into a bar on a friday evening.
Rope walks outside frizzes up his hair and ties himself in a knot and walks back into the bar.
He ties himself in a knot and messes his hair up.
He tells the bartender i d like three shots of your finest irish whiskey please the bartender lines the three shots up for him the gent pays for his drinks enjoys the whiskeys and leaves without another word.
The bartender looks at him and says get out we don t serve ropes in here the rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together.
Bartender says hey aren t you the same piece of rope that i just kicked out of here rope says no i m a frayed knot.
The bartender says hey buddy we don t serve your kind here dejected the rope leaves.
Outside he ties himself into a knot frays his ends and walks back into the bar.
He walks up to the bar and orders a drink.
Get the hell outta here the piece of rope leaves.
